Hello!!!! My name Jordi and I life at Calafell prò m torture in Barskyona. I have pets no, they suck too big. He no have sisters si brothers no english profe. Me study architecture and my houses is bread. Bread brade braden. Is bread to touch the potato to him and goes empalmaaaaaaaarrr! I també love my dictionaty, hei. Tell’me waaaay! Shee is beautiful and I learn molt. My bedroom is micromachin prò I happy there, me eat lassanya and xoclet sempre that vull. I’m like barca perquè en english ç is c, she no like cuetes, també have n no ñ. I’m també like sleep of bed all the puto day quan Me do. Me love ET much molt and they speak titeeees! That guay! that guay! what extraterrestrial plus originals. Goes in motos of water of the hyperspace and has a laser sword in the hand. That guay! that guay! tenen ses antennas paraboliks, have prices flat telefonica, perque they always han of sintonitzar. That guay! that guay!! and berenen pa bimbo with tulipan, lego a orgy piromusical, and they explode to them to all titeeeees. And hello q tal? We are your friends de sa Earth! a planet of pols and merda, d’an inhospit System Solar. And hello q tal? I have come to mountar the shop to me, a complex of luxury of the ostia to play mini-golf and petanc. That guay! that guay! touches flautes, they touch flaut, His biorritm is samba-disco-dance!!!!, and have a aspirator a nose!
homenatge a Ella, anglesa d’anglesos i mentora de mentors... i a Ell, i a Ella, ... i a la Profe, que Ells i Elles són només Seva creació.
altres homenatges a la Seva: romaní, iosodeu
vinga, cantem tots junts una nadala:
lá underneath one penya és been born a Jesuset, nuet, nuet. that és mother son veeeeerge and està average cold, nuet, nuet dead of!
@_@ quin mareig.. un anglès pitjor q el del buenafuente! difícil de creure!